ada apa dengan pembaca suratkhabar?

New Straits Times is read by people who think they run the country;

Malaysiakini is read by people who think they ought to run the country;

Utusan Malaysia is read by people who actually do run the country;

The Malay Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;

The Star is read by people who own the country;

Harakah is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;

And The Rocket is read by people who think it is.